I am 92% sure that I've heard the song "One Beating a Day" from Peggy Lee's musical "Peg." It stuck in my head enough that I mentioned it to someone now years later and tried googling it to prove it exists.
Something about a 2 x 4 in the lyrics.
I don't remember how I heard the song. My primary assumption is public radio.
Yet there are no signs on the internet that a recording of the song even exists.
Has anybody else heard the song?